Wheat Thins and Pepperoni

Nobody gets more of a laugh - when he's not looking - than the show off who uses complicated words for the simplest thoughts. Remember Cliff, the postal worker on "Cheers"? Below is a well-known expression rewritten in a way that would make Cliff proud!

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"To slay a brace of avian creatures with just a single petrous conglomeration."